I like to drink wine and beer with the alcohol content of wine

photoshoot

i like this shirt

i like this shirt

should i go out like this or put on a buttondown

should i go out like this or put on a buttondown

oh my god my uncle who just had a stroke and is unable to take care of himself at all keeps barraging me with messages that he found a job for me in youtube like I HAVE A JOB

cute an i deserved to be kissed…

outofcontextdnd:

one of our bards: I run into the cave!!!

bard: … but slowly.

monk: … D-do you mean walking?

bard: ….. maybe???

oldqueencole:

Hey its me big fucking sexy gordfielt

oldqueencole:

Hey its me big fucking sexy gordfielt

rouxx:

bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

this is an iconic moment in history


my offspring will write their senior thesis about this for sure

rouxx:

bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

this is an iconic moment in history

my offspring will write their senior thesis about this for sure

Excellent!

baelor:

SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST

LIVE IN A HOUSE

See what your followers think of you.

BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = hEY YOu, Yes You. I wanT 2 Eat UR ASS
RAINBOW = BED PLZ.