I like to drink wine and beer with the alcohol content of wine
oh my god my uncle who just had a stroke and is unable to take care of himself at all keeps barraging me with messages that he found a job for me in youtube like I HAVE A JOB
one of our bards: I run into the cave!!!
bard: … but slowly.
monk: … D-do you mean walking?
bard: ….. maybe???
Hey its me big fucking sexy gordfielt
This story keeps on getting better and better
this is an iconic moment in history
my offspring will write their senior thesis about this for sure
SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST
I LIVE IN A HOUSE
BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = hEY YOu, Yes You. I wanT 2 Eat UR ASS
RAINBOW = BED PLZ.