why would you want to wake up at three am and have to then move into a real bed because your back feels like shit

it freaks me out that my roommates fall asleep on the couch so much… idk why i just would never fall asleep on a couch rather than a bed on purpose

jardsale:

when i play batman arkham city i mostly just play the riddler challenge melees because its the most fun part of the game

and i turn the game volume all the way down and listen to my own music and sometimes it syncs up really well and it improves my score (generally slower bluesy or jazzy songs get incredible results, as well as obviously pump up rap and party music)

but anyway business time by flight of the conchords synced up so well it was ridiculous. to the point where it was literally just like “you say something like ‘THIS IS GONNA HURT, BAT FREAK,’ I know what you’re trying to say. You’re trying to say, “I’M GONNA KILL YOU, BATFREAK!' Then you tell me you want some more. Well, I'm not surprised.'”

needless to say i kicked so much ass up until that happened because after that i couldn’t stop laughing

justthinkingaboutcatsagain:

Nonbinary problems: it’s impossible to pass if people don’t know your gender exists

tbh this removes all of the pressure for me because i enjoy being coy and incognito

fuck your screwshit

jardsale:

jardsale:

Tiny Tim & Lil Jon feat. Biggie Smalls X The Master by Paul Thomas Anderson

Music by infinitefreefall ( notxam )

To the window, to the wall

The aesthetic

The aesthetic

I want to die
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jackanthfern:

blendedofficial:

Great question!

BLENDED stars Funnyman Adam Sandler and America’s Sweetheart Drew Barrymore! It hits theaters nationwide May 23!

o hh my god

wortermelon:

im crying im literally crying

hanukkahjamboree:

"Penis envy" was a concept coined by Freud who also based most of his theories on that every human being is a sexual one and we know that’s wrong so we can throw that shit out the window

making him yet another

SCIENCE BITCH

my life’s goal is to meet nicolas cage while wearing a cagefest shirt

my life’s goal is to meet nicolas cage while wearing a cagefest shirt

i got a tiny plate of assorted cheeses and dried fruits and i’m not gonna lie i feel like i’m eating at redwall

i got a tiny plate of assorted cheeses and dried fruits and i’m not gonna lie i feel like i’m eating at redwall

Digg it up oh oh, dig it

need fo shop so i have tood 2 eat